While it saddens us to say, Steven “Str8shooter” Armstrong has chosen not to return to his position as leader of the Allied Army. We wish Str8shooter well and appreciate all his hard work.
The Allied command staff is proud to announce that Cam Farris is hereby promoted to the office of Supreme Allied Commander. Mr. Farris brings over 10 years of D-Day experience as a player on both sides, and we trust he will perform his duties with grace and integrity.
Andrew “Big Posey” Ledford
Allied Chief of Staff